BLARRRRGHH

Aside from that, happy Victoria Day people! :D

…I can explain. Vividly.

Prussia = Russia plus a ‘p’ in front.

Pipe begins with ‘p’.

Russia carries a water faucet pipe around a lot.

<3?

Here, let’s assume that Prussia is the child of Russia x Pipe (mind you, countries are not born that way, so please stop thinking dirty). Prussia obviously has some of the crazy from Russia, though it manifests itself differently - likely how a less tortured Russia would. (Russia wants to be friends with everyone, and would likely have been rather outgoing if it weren’t for his silly bosses. Still quieter than Prussia, though, because no one’s louder than him except America.) Everyone will become one with Mother Russia - likewise, Prussia would like to seize everyone’s vital regions. So, Prussia has some traits of Russia’s.

Working backwards now, we can find the personality of the water faucet pipe. It is quieter than Russia, but more aggressive. This would account for toning down on the crazy as well as upping the extroverted-ness. (It is likely that said pipe calms down Russia noticeably, cooling the slight crazy he has.)

In terms of physical attributes, the greyness of the pipe combined with Russia’s light hair color makes Prussia’s hair. Russia and Prussia both have somewhat odd eye colors as well.

Therefore, Russia x Pipe = Prussia is plausible. Genetics has no place in this.

Totally plausible.

*coughbecauseprussiaisobviouslyironmancough*

Also, everyone can have my big fat cat.

Planning to do a whole bunch of school crap over the weekend, then remembering that nothing can hold your attention for more than an hour except random awesome internet crap

YAAAAYYYYY

- HRE is Germany, and Germany hasn’t bust out of his skin with childhood love because he grown up now, and can control himself. Notice however, how hurt he is when Italy tells him the England said he (Germany, eep) wasn’t really his friend. :3
- In case you didn’t notice, Germany x Italy forever.
- (I also support Hitler x Mussolini IRL. In some odd, odd way, not related to Hetalia. XDDD And boy does this photo make it so canon for me. http://www.google.com/imgres?q=hitler+and+mussolini&um=1&hl=en&client=firefox-a&sa=N&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=fflb&biw=1206&bih=711&tbm=isch&tbnid=MX0Nyo9FcnzAjM:&imgrefurl=http://ivarfjeld.wordpress.com/2011/09/15/mussolini-gifted-75-marble-pillars-to-the-dome-of-the-rock/&docid=UzYEnYZWQtSSKM&imgurl=http://ivarfjeld.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/mussolini-hitler.jpg&w=587&h=400&ei=96atT-fEHJCO8wSEvvnaCA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=893&vpy=364&dur=2201&hovh=185&hovw=272&tx=228&ty=131&sig=102767792487201400630&page=1&tbnh=143&tbnw=198&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:12,s:0,i:152 :3)
- America is secretly a superhero.
- Lithuania, Poland, and Russia meet up occasionally for tea, talking, and/or awkward moments of staring at each other over a table.
- Russia and Lithuania’s living rooms look remarkably similar. (To me they both have a couch on either side of a low rectangular table, only Russia’s couches are both the same size while one of Lithuania’s is smaller. Also, Russia’s couches are a nice cream color.)
- Poland is secretly the human leader of a herd of wild horses. He runs among them. (This is on the spot, I swear.)
- England lives near a forest with a lot of fairies in it. Some of them are mean and give you nightmares, but the other nicer fairies generally protect you.
- Flying Mint Bunny is England’s bunny from when he was young - when the little bunny died, it came back to life as his guardian. :3
- Japan has a pair of cat ears from Greece in a drawer in his room. He wears them sometimes.
- Prussia lives in Germany’s basement. (Oh lord, anime convention.)
- Prussia did pretty much die, but got better because he is awesome revived in a way as part of Germany, and that’s why he’s living in West’s basement.
- However, every once in a while he has to go to Russia’s house because part of his former territory is now in Russia.
- Russia finds cruel ways to embarrass Prussia when Prussia has to come to his house. Such as dressing Prussia up as a maid.
- *cough* Prussia and Hungary. *cough*
- Sealand is slowly plotting the world’s demise.
- Seychelles is also plotting the world’s demise, though with more of a focus on Europe.
- Britain and France’s fighting island is near or on Seychelles.
- Tony occasionally gets bored and/or lonely and abducts Lithuania.