traceexcalibur:

I smell trouble brewing

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if anyone in the NZ fandom could help out in finding this fic I’d be eternally grateful

it’s a cute/depressing richtofen x dempsey fic (I’d say it’s subtle until about halfway through) where richtofen gets knocked out of the mpd for some reason and is put back in his old body, but all of the original crew doesn’t trust him and treats him like crap except for dempsey, who gives him a can of beans and in general it’s really sweet. It was only posted on tumblr as far as I know, and it was posted around a year ago.


coocawtoon:

We should remove all negative words from the english language so that nobody can be offended, capisce?

solution: make every word in the english language offensive so no one can take you seriously when you greet them with “hitits mycracker goodslut friendafaggot” and all of the formerly offensive words lose all meaning. rap becomes popular.

alternatively replace all offensive words with pokemon names so we can have, “Go Furret yourself in the Anorith with a rusty shovel, you Bibarel!” as a phrase

ooh ooh or popularize cute fake animals to stand for the offensive words so that eventually those words come to mean those animals. Like a “nigga” would be some cute bird and a “faggot” would be some fuzzy dryad sort of thing since fagots are bundles of sticks used as fuel


rigardothelionking:

pineappleexpression:

attekari:

macaroons-at-tiffanys:

manraybans:

oldmanstephanie:

jackalsfeast:

himynamesray:

Just your everyday problems.

did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tag

the baby i’m gonna cry

well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?

Reblog again

the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”

Lo he reblogueado un millón de veces, pero es que ese gif del final xddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd

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lacigreen:

joponyhere:

lillianloverly:

THIS IS A PSA

THIS APP IS CALLED SAFETREK AND IS ABSOLUTELY INVALUABLE TO ANYONE WALKING ANYWHERE WHERE THEY DONT FEEL SAFE

YOU ENTER YOUR INFO AND SET A PIN AND THEN WHENEVER YOU DONT FEEL SAFE, YOU HOLD DOWN THE BLUE BUTTON UNTIL YOU DO

ONCE YOU RELEASE THE BUTTON, YOU HAVE 10 SECONDS TO ENTER YOUR PIN, AND IF YOU DONT THE POLICE WILL BE NOTIFIED OF YOUR LOCATION AND DISTRESS CALL

I TRULY BELIEVE THIS APP CAN HELP SOMEONE OUT THERE SO PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT

https://itunes.apple.com/us/app/safetrek/id716262008?mt=8

signal boost the shit out of this

THIS IS AMAZING SPREAD THE WORD

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loriendesse:

middle-earth meme: [1/3 speeches] Sam’s speech

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penilgland:

Blame the illuminati for everything c;

penilgland:

Blame the illuminati for everything c;


Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

ohmygogapplejuice:

larrylouis:

lost-prince-of-asguard:

thepiscesactor:

This lack of notes is disturbing.

yes it is .. blog more people

The notes are very disappointing. Especially to me.

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